Thursday, March 12, 2009

Phone Bill Tells the Story of a Society

Manifestations of my latest phone bill:

One month of phone service…………………………………….$39.99

Minutes used…………………………………………………………….87

Cost per minute……….…………………………………………..…..$0.46

Txt Messaging Charge……………………………………………….$15.20

Cost per Txt above 200th txt......……..………………………..$0.10

Differential Diagnosis:

Patient is asocial, lacks people skills

Patient has speech disability (aphasia)

Patient simply prefers the written word

Patient needs to finish business school and recognize the more economic mode

Positive indication of social phenomena of the txt killing voice like video killed the radio star


 


 

2 comments:

The Man said...

Snoop, you should try the iPhone if you can afford it. It's changing society in unpredictable ways.

ANJ said...

i would like to take this opportunity to remind you who introduced you to the wonderful world of cell phones.

apparently, you haven't caught on as i did. i'm too scared to do a differential analysis of my bill...